Rubber leg ladies

There’s all ladies now

whose legs are made of rubber

Now I’m respectful of women

(even I had a mother)

But I need to know

are they rubber all  through

or like Astroboy

are their legs a hollow tube?

I can’t wear those pants

they’d look silly on me,

so I’m the only one not walking round

pneumatically.

Rubber legged ladies

bouncing round glorious

Soon they’ll be running

like Oscar Pistorius.

***

I don’t think those pants are really rubber, but I’m not going to touch them to find out, thats how trouble starts.  Joe Chip, always with the big issues.

 

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